Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

togepi:

how u like yo eggs

fried or fertilized 

(via nocreativeurlleft)

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amante:

motivum:

overlord-loki:

berealinstead:

s-4-m-m-i-e:

eileenexoh:

nathvn:

sosahrkzin:

interestinglyweird:

purdaldoo:

tea-time-in-the-evening:

aishaneko:

fe4ther:

narglefighter:

especiallygoodfinder:

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

Watch this, Orlando!!

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.

It’s baaaack

This is the best

I SAW A MOUTH. OMFG.

this is ill

what the fuck did i just watch o.O

This is back on my dash again.

WHAT

WHAAAAT

WHATWHATWHATDUEHFIWHFIEFHEIFH

FUCK WHAT

perf

the fuck

(Source: manwithpenis, via make-me-lmfao)

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haha-l-m-a-o:

tranniesandgrannies:

If you don’t press play. You will regret it for the rest of your life.

Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.

(Source: ije0ma, via justalittlelaugh)

wow i havent had sex in forever like literally forever because im a virgin

(Source: rumour, via make-me-lmfao)

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tumboner:

faguccino:

im gonna kill myself

:’(

(via laughallday)